red flags all over the place

A warning to anyone who might come in contact with me today. I am operating at an unusually slow setting today. I am truly feeling like a switch has been flipped in my brain which has caused my entire being to act and react in slow-mo. Please forgive me if it seems like I'm not paying attention to you. (no excuses, I'm probably not paying attention. It's not you, it's me. really.)

Thank you in advance for your understanding.